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  • 添加时间:2013-10-16

    Snorer 瞌睡者

    The preacher was vexed(生气的) because a certain member of his congregation(集会,圣会) always fell asleep during t......  [查看全文]

  • 添加时间:2013-09-27

    英语幽默:Five Months Older大五个月

    Five Months OlderThe Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years o......  [查看全文]

  • 添加时间:2013-09-05

    I want a nightmare 想做坏梦

    Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today'......  [查看全文]

  • 添加时间:2013-07-17

    可是老师哭了

    The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled(被宠坏的) . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hard......  [查看全文]

  • 添加时间:2013-07-12

    会说话的钟

    While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. What is th......  [查看全文]

  • 添加时间:2013-06-27

    总感到口渴

    Always Thirsty"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me.""That's ......  [查看全文]

  • 添加时间:2013-06-26

    How to Become Rich 如何致富

    Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.......  [查看全文]

  • 添加时间:2013-05-28

    Boy, Oh Boy 让人无奈的孩子

    When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot......  [查看全文]

  • 添加时间:2013-05-22

    How to Become Rich 如何致富

    Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.......  [查看全文]

  • 添加时间:2013-05-20

    情人节的梦

    One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.When she woke up......  [查看全文]

  • 添加时间:2013-05-15

    Divorce 离婚

    A husband and wife, both 91, stood before a judge, asking for a divorce. "I don't understand," He said, "Wh......  [查看全文]

  • 添加时间:2013-04-24

    Little Old Lady 小老太太

    A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following h......  [查看全文]

  • 添加时间:2013-04-16

    让你立刻成为焦点的八句幽默语录

    幽默的方法很多,一句话的幽默,你能辨析出来么?1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most peop......  [查看全文]

  • 添加时间:2013-04-13

    结婚的烦恼

    Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.Boy: It's very......  [查看全文]

  • 添加时间:2013-04-10

    Brave Rats

    Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about(吹嘘,炫耀) their bravery and toughness.The first says, "......  [查看全文]

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