英语幽默小短文
时间:2013-12-01 17:29 来源:www.sisaneryi.com 作者:四三二一 点击:次
英语幽默最近更新列表 添加时间:2013-10-16 Snorer 瞌睡者The preacher was vexed(生气的) because a certain member of his congregation(集会,圣会) always fell asleep during t...... [查看全文] 添加时间:2013-09-27 英语幽默:Five Months Older大五个月Five Months OlderThe Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years o...... [查看全文] 添加时间:2013-09-05 I want a nightmare 想做坏梦Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today'...... [查看全文] 添加时间:2013-07-17 可是老师哭了The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled(被宠坏的) . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hard...... [查看全文] 添加时间:2013-07-12 会说话的钟While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. What is th...... [查看全文] 添加时间:2013-06-27 总感到口渴Always Thirsty"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me.""That's ...... [查看全文] 添加时间:2013-06-26 How to Become Rich 如何致富Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father....... [查看全文] 添加时间:2013-05-28 Boy, Oh Boy 让人无奈的孩子When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot...... [查看全文] 添加时间:2013-05-22 How to Become Rich 如何致富Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father....... [查看全文] 添加时间:2013-05-20 情人节的梦One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.When she woke up...... [查看全文] 添加时间:2013-05-15 Divorce 离婚A husband and wife, both 91, stood before a judge, asking for a divorce. "I don't understand," He said, "Wh...... [查看全文] 添加时间:2013-04-24 Little Old Lady 小老太太A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following h...... [查看全文] 添加时间:2013-04-16 让你立刻成为焦点的八句幽默语录幽默的方法很多,一句话的幽默,你能辨析出来么?1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most peop...... [查看全文] 添加时间:2013-04-13 结婚的烦恼Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.Boy: It's very...... [查看全文] 添加时间:2013-04-10 Brave RatsThree rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about(吹嘘,炫耀) their bravery and toughness.The first says, "...... [查看全文] |