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时间的价值是多少

日期：2013-07-10 To realize the value of one year: Ask a student who has failed a final exam. To realize the value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize t... 阅读全文>>

静观与自己擦身而过的世界

日期：2013-07-10 I was sitting outside my new home yesterday (we just moved last week, and we love the new place), watching the world go by. There were people in cars, in a hurry to get to their next appointment. There were birds flying by, insects just as busy as t... 阅读全文>>

生活中还需要学会放弃

日期：2013-07-10 I'm one of those people who's terrible at saying no. I take on too many projects at once, and spend too much of my time doing things I'd rather not be. I get stuff done, but it's not always the best I can do, or the best way I can spend my time. Tha... 阅读全文>>

成为更有爱心的人

日期：2013-07-10 Looking up at the stars, I know quite well That, for all they care, I can go to hell, But on earth indifference is the least We have to dread from man or beast. How should we like it were stars to burn With a passion for us we could not return? If e... 阅读全文>>

相信你会好好的照顾她

日期：2013-06-27 Dear World: I bequeath（遗赠） to you today one little girl ... in a crispy（干净利落的） dress ... with two blue eyes ... and a happy laugh that ripples all day long and a flash of light blonde hair that bounces in the sunlight when she runs. I tru... 阅读全文>>

Relationship that Lasts

日期：2013-06-24 If somebody tells you, I'll love you for ever, will you believe it? I don't think there's any reason not to. We are ready to believe such commitment at the moment, whatever change may happen afterwards. As for the belief in an everlasting love, that... 阅读全文>>

为什么你会爱上你的爱人?

日期：2013-06-24 Have you ever known a married couple that just didn't seem as though they should fit together -- yet they are both happy in the marriage, and you can't figure out why? I know of one couple: He is a burly ex-athlete who, in addition to being a succes... 阅读全文>>

长大后 请不要再像个大孩子

日期：2013-06-24 Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. -- Dale Carnegie If we really want to be happy, why do we act like such babies? We can claim to be proactive（有前瞻性的） in ou... 阅读全文>>

别让缺点限制了你

日期：2013-06-24 We all have weaknesses and strengths no matter who we are. Sometimes the weaknesses seem to outweigh the strengths and sometimes it's the other way around. Some people get sick easily. Some struggle to manage their finances properly. Some people are... 阅读全文>>

哪里才是给你幸福的地方

日期：2013-06-24 Once, when a relationship I loved but struggled with was ending, I felt convinced that if only he and I went to the spot of one of our first dates (a place we had returned to throughout our relationship and where we always felt calm and connected),... 阅读全文>>

匆忙中停留片刻

日期：2013-06-20 Be still. Just for a moment. Listen to the world around you. Feel your breath coming in and going out. Listen to your thoughts. See the details of your surroundings. Be at peace with being still. In this modern world, activity and movement are the d... 阅读全文>>

心静如水的境界

日期：2013-06-20 Joshua Loth Liebman On my head pour only the sweet waters of serenity（平静） . Give me the gift of the Untroubled Mind. Once, as a young man full of exuberant（繁茂的） fancy, I undertollk to draw up a catalogue of the acknowledged goods of life. A... 阅读全文>>

为亲爱的母亲祷告

日期：2013-06-20 Dear God, Now that I am no longer young, I have friends whose mothers have passed away. I have heard these sons and daughters say they never fully appreciated their mothers until it was too late to tell them. I am blessed with the dear mother who is... 阅读全文>>

接受这个世界 生活将更快乐

日期：2013-06-20 One of the greatest sources of unhappiness, in my experience, is the difficulty we have in accepting things as they are. Without judgment, without wishing for otherwise. When we see something we don't like, we wish it could be different we cry out f... 阅读全文>>

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