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　　Have a heart, and its name is glass, but in the long, long time ago, it does not know the name of the glass until the glass case of another heart, heart is the name of iron. But in a long, long time, the glass heart is to know the name of the original stone called. Glass do not know now that they are glass, so there is no alert on the stone marked with the dealings, but at that time already know that they may be hard a hard call.

 

　　Has the day terrible things happen, the glass was severely unknowingly in love with stone. Glass love stone, such as eggs, met on the same miserable fate of a rock, but where the glass was aware of these, even without looking back into the feelings of their own breeding in slowly. Glass later think, this is not the feelings of love at first sight are in fact the most lethal, it can quietly into the systemic erosion of every cell, then completely, then destroyed.

 

　　A stone , a hug, a look would be sufficient to become the love of glass paste into the source of the shortage. "Maybe love is an opium, as it always has to think the feeling to fly." Glass often want to do. Glass also want to grow old with iron slowly, love him hurt him, make him a lifetime baby, so instead of this childish hearts of law-abiding unwittingly to break the shackles of their own homes with the same indulgence are secretly hand in hand with the stone wall of the scenic tour. But the world's great and can accommodate two fled the hearts of the space is small, the air is always the specter of forced a lot of them have no place to hide. And glass are clearly , all the feelings are no efforts to write in the face, plus she has been advocating freedom and individuality, much of this society the rules of the game, she just turned a blind eye, in order to enjoy their happy life is like a motto This beautiful and romantic style of academic allow themselves heavily, and the glass was only later that understands the reason, in her after finally tasted the bitter fruit. But at the time the glass on the unhappy, and she bent and hard just want to have a greater travel space, years, she had to think boldly once revolutionary action, to overthrow the shackles of her and the stone wall between.

 

　　As early as this is obviously hard to be expected, the Road practice for him, bulletproof. For this in his mind it seems very unrealistic, hard sneer, harsh criticism. At this moment, the glass began to know the name of the original glass, and because she was always so easily broken, always inexplicable to collapse. Glass later heard one song, "love how ecstasy, there are many wounding" This is when the lyrics can not help but tears, not to mention it is outdated and should not happen is a love. It looks beautiful, but I Fufeng such as willow, in reality, before a single blow. Raising the wind, it is the wind drift, after a typhoon, they immediately uprooted and fell on the ground to death. Glass this time, indeed the field know that they are a piece of glass, and are the most common kind, the kind of the most vulnerable; and she finally knew the stone, after all, are hard. At this moment, the glass is only ridiculed in every possible way their own silly silly, laughing at his own disregard of all innocent and naive, always spewing out laughing at his own tears with a strong self-righteous, hard laugh at himself and the once romantic and sweet talk, laugh at the glass .

 

　　Glass should not be any blood, but completely broken after being put into a furnace glass ailing Unit 1 red outflow of blood, that blood is so cold, I do not know how many times to go through after the "hit Glass can do Rubing bloodshed.

 

　　However, after the rebirth of the glass are beginning to understand a truth: another smart woman will become confused feelings in front of an idiot. Glass began to not regret their feelings in this time of frustration, not after all this, how can we comprehend that fact, Man is also weak than women? Without all this, also a cup of extra-marital affairs are the feelings of the highly toxic, knowing not drunk should not get drunk, but one has to go get drunk, and finally deep-poisoning has been almost wiped out is their teeth to the stomach in swallowing.

 

　　Glass had no choice but to think, people always want to study their slowly growing up, so we should only once for a lifetime of love to pay such a high price; people are always struggling to live then, so have their own deep-However Men left the most beautiful love of good wishes. But sometimes there will be glass or take things too hard when at this time, she will spit out a smoke ring comforted himself said: "The glass and stone is the property of two different materials, glass, how can it Fall in love with stone?"If one day you are in a coffee shop or a sparkling lake, the saw a look of indifferent young woman alone in the taste of cigarettes, please do so on behalf of me to say: "glass, you can also good? "有一颗心，它的名字叫玻璃，可是在很久很久以前，它并不知道自己的名字叫玻璃，直到玻璃遇上了另外一颗心，这颗心的名字叫铁石。不过也是在很久很久以后，玻璃才知道这颗心的名字原来叫铁石。玻璃既然不知道自己是玻璃，所以就毫无戒备地与铁石打上了交道，不过当时也许铁石已经知道自己叫铁石了。

 

　　有一天可怕的事情发生了，玻璃在不知不觉中居然狠狠地爱上了铁石。玻璃爱铁石，就如鸡蛋碰上了石头一样悲惨的命运，可是当时的玻璃哪里知道这些，竟然义无反顾地投入到自己慢慢滋生的感情中。玻璃后来想，这种不是一见钟情的感情其实才是最具杀伤力的，它可以无声无息地腐蚀入全身的每一个细胞，那么彻底，那么毁灭。

 

　　铁石的一个亲呢，一个拥抱，一个眼神便足以成为玻璃爱入膏荒的源泉。“也许爱情就是一剂鸦片，因为它总是让人有想着要飞的感觉。”玻璃经常傻傻地这样想。玻璃还想要陪铁石慢慢变老，爱他疼他，做他一辈子的宝贝，于是这颗幼稚而不安分的心在不知不觉间就挣脱了自己的家的束缚，与同样是偷偷放纵的铁石携手同游墙外的风景。可是世界很大，能容得下两颗出逃的心的空间却很小，空中总是有着很多幽灵逼得他们无处藏身。而且玻璃显然是性情中人，所有的感情都毫无心机地写在脸上，加上她一向崇尚自由与个性，这个社会的许多游戏规则她都视若无睹，喜欢活着就是为了自己开心之类的格言，这种唯美浪漫的学院派作风会让自己重重地摔跟头的，玻璃后来才明白这个道理，在她终于尝到了苦果之后。不过当时的玻璃就不满了，她一心只想和铁石有更大的遨游空间，年少不更事的她居然想大胆地来一次革命式行动，推翻束缚她和铁石之间的围墙。

 

　　可铁石对此显然早有所料，老道的他修炼有为，刀枪不入。对于这种在他看来极不现实的想法，铁石嗤之以鼻，无情抨击。这时候，玻璃开始知道自己的名字原来是玻璃了，因为她总是那么容易破碎，总是莫名地垮塌。玻璃后来在一首歌中听到“爱有多销魂，就有多伤人”这一句歌词时不禁潸然泪下，更何况这根本是一场不合时宜不该发生的恋爱。它看上去很美，可是却如杨柳扶风，在现实面前不堪一击。轻风扬起时，它已是随风飘荡，台风过后，便立刻连根拔起，倒地而毙。玻璃这时候确确实实地知道自己是一块玻璃了，而且是最普通的那种，最脆弱的那种；而且她也终于知道铁石毕竟是铁石了。这时候，玻璃只有百般嘲笑自己的痴自己的傻，嘲笑自己不顾一切的天真与幼稚，嘲笑自己总是喷涌而出的泪水与自以为是的坚强，嘲笑自己与铁石曾经的风花雪月与甜言蜜语，嘲笑到玻璃又哭又笑。

 

　　玻璃应该是没有血的，但彻底破碎之后被投入熔炉的玻璃忍着巨痛流出了一股股殷红的血，可这血是那么的冷，不知道要经历过多少次的悲痛欲绝之后的玻璃才能这样流血如冰。

 

　　不过重生过后的玻璃开始明白了一个道理：再聪明的女人在感情面前也会变得迷糊白痴，灵魂出窍。玻璃开始不太悔恨自己在这一次感情中的挫折，不经过这一切，又怎能领悟到男人其实比女人还软弱？不经过这一切，又怎知婚外的感情是一杯剧毒的鹤顶红，明知不可醉不能醉，却要拼却一醉，最后中毒已深几乎夺魂却是打掉了牙齿自己往肚子里吞。

 

　　玻璃只好想，人总是要学着自己慢慢长大的，所以就要为一辈子只有一次的真爱付出那么大的代价；人总是要活着那么挣扎的，所以不管怎样都要为自己深爱的男人留下最美好的祝福。不过有时侯玻璃还是会有想不开的时候，这时，她就会幽幽地吐出一个烟圈安慰自己说：“玻璃和铁石本来就是两种属性不一样的物质，玻璃怎么可以爱上铁石呢？”

 

　　如果有一天，你在某家咖啡馆或某个波光粼粼的湖边中，看到一名一脸淡然的年轻女子在独自品味香烟时，请你代我说一声：“玻璃，你还可好？”