A New Mother
　　Like a good father, I took my 4-year old daughter to a so-called "rug concert"（地毯音乐会） at her music school one Saturday morning. It was called that because you sit on the rug in a group and sing songs. We sat beside a young, attractive(迷人的) mother and her son, and I talked with her in a friendly way.
　　I thought I was in trouble. As soon as we got home, my daughter ran through the front door and announced to my wife: "Daddy met a new Mommy." 
 
新妈妈
　　作为一个好父亲，我在星期六的早晨带四岁的女儿到她的学校参加一个所谓的"地毯音乐会"。叫这么个名字是因为我们分成小组坐在地毯上唱歌。我坐在一个年轻漂亮的母亲和她儿子身边。在音乐会中我和这个母亲开始了友好的谈话。当我们回家后，我认为我有麻烦了。女儿推开前门，对我妻子宣布："爸爸遇到了一个新妈妈。"