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幽默小故事:数学老师的魔法 A Math Teacher's Story,中英双语,蚂

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A Math Teacher's Story


数学老师的魔法


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Years ago, I was taking an algebra class over the summer, and had a teacher who liked to reminisce about his past with funny stories.


记得多年前,一位非常喜欢缅怀过去,满腹幽默故事的老师教了我整个夏天的代数课。


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He relates that he had been a math teacher in the Air Force,


一次,他讲起了从前执教的经历。他曾是空军部队的数学老师,


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where it was his duty to force sleepy young recruits to stay awake for an hour of math at 8:00 in the morning in a large, warm, dimly-lit auditorium.


每天早晨八点要到一个宽敞、温暖而光线昏暗的大礼堂上一个小时的课。他要让那群昏昏欲睡的新兵学生保持清醒,认真听讲。


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One day, he came into the auditorium and saw his class even sleepier and less attentive than usual.


有一天,他刚走进教室就发现学生们睡眼惺忪,无精打采,比平时还糟。


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He realized that something drastic would have to be done.


他意识到必须采取强有效的措施了。


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Now this classroom was very old,


当时,他上课的教室十分陈旧。


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and the blackboards, which had been nailed on to the walls with old black iron nails,


黑板是用黑铁钉钉在墙上的,


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had become loose over the years.


但在使用多年后已经松动了,


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As a result, these black nails jutted almost invisibly from the blackboard


所以原本突出的黑铁钉现在几乎看不到了,


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and this teacher kept banging his hands on them while erasing the board.


再加上,老师边擦黑板边把钉子往里按紧,这下就更隐蔽了。


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He decided to put them to good use.


他决定要好好利用这几样道具。

 

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