Two Pounds of Plums（李子）
　　Mother: I sent my little boy to buy two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.
　　Shopkeeper（店主）: My scales（秤） are all right, madam. Have you weighted your little boy? 
  
两磅李子
　　母亲：我让我的小儿子来买二磅李子，可你只给了他一磅半。
　　店主：我的秤准确无误，太太。可是你称过你的小儿子了吗？